creaturefeatureandpiglets:

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

[mom voice]  go the fuck to sleep 

Politics: Hey, look at this picture of a fetus in the womb. Do you want it to die?
Me: Well, of course not!
Politics: But the mother is 20 years old and her job doesn't pay enough to support a family on her own. It'll also keep her from going back to school and focusing on getting a degree. Her life will be in disarray for years if she keeps it.
Me: Oh, well then it's ok if she wants to get an abortion. No problem.
Politics: She doesn't have money for an abortion. Should her insurance pay for it?
Me: I mean, I guess. It's health-related, isn't it?
Politics: She works at a corporation based in Christian roots and beliefs. The man who started it up wanted his business to be run with those values. His company would be forced to pay for that abortion.
Me: Geez, I guess it IS his company. Religious views should be respected, shouldn't they? Plus, she's the one who decided to work there.
Politics: She couldn't have foreseen this situation happening. And it's too late for her to find another job willing to hire her full-time with benefits.
Me: Oh, um...then I guess the corporation should hear her out on what her situation is. I'm sure they can reach an understanding.
Politics: But the man started his business from nothing. He raised all the money himself under the belief that he could manage it as he pleased.
Me: Uh--
Politics: And the girl needs the job to pay rent.
Me: Um--
Politics: But you can't encroach upon religious freedom.
Me: Well--
Politics: Or a woman's right to choose.
Me: Erm--
Politics: HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS AND TURN A BLIND EYE TO THIS SITUATION. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WORLD AT ALL. YOU'RE JUST A SPOILED MILLENNIAL WITH NO VIEWS OF YOUR OWN. YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Me: ......yup.

casnuggets:

friend: why don’t you ever go to parties
me: the angel of music is very strict

owlcitytweets:

downy feathers kiss your face

owlcitytweets:

downy feathers kiss your face

abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

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reblogging for that ^^

Hullo yes i am here for the exhibit

Hullo yes i am here for the exhibit

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

phantoonsoftheopera:

Hugh is making frowny face because the back of his hands haven’t seen the light of day since 1881.

phantoonsoftheopera:

Hugh is making frowny face because the back of his hands haven’t seen the light of day since 1881.

iam-storyteller:

Came Out Swinging it’s my favorite song on the world. It saved my life.

iam-storyteller:

Came Out Swinging it’s my favorite song on the world. It saved my life.

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.