*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me
failed step one
The Sims Tumblr Posts
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
The Best of Nathan Filion’s “No Day”
realest thing I’ve seen in a while
this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Okay first of all fuck garlic bread
What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .
I CANT BREATHE
I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
"so there’s a great new musical"
"i saw a good musical today"
"have you heard of this musical"
"i love this one musical"
"so i heard about a new musical"
"who wants to talk about musicals"